{"id":111,"date":"2005-06-15T18:56:19","date_gmt":"2005-06-15T22:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jason.doblej.org\/?p=111"},"modified":"2005-06-15T18:56:19","modified_gmt":"2005-06-15T22:56:19","slug":"jumping-milk-caps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Jumping Milk Caps!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, as I told you yesterday, I have been working at a milk storage place where they leave the old expired milk out. Well, today, those milk jugs just couldn&#8217;t take it anymore. As we were working, we&#8217;d hear something pop. I finally found out what it was. It was the milk jug caps popping off. They&#8217;d pop off and jump in the air about ten feet along with about a small cups worth of chunky milk. I can&#8217;t wait to get back to the computer work. Today was just <em>too<\/em> hot to work out in. Luckily, we finished a little early and only have a few hours tomorrow. Then I finally get back home&#8230;. to work more!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, as I told you yesterday, I have been working at a milk storage place where they leave the old expired milk out. Well, today, those milk jugs just couldn&#8217;t take it anymore. As we were working, we&#8217;d hear something pop. I finally found out what it was. It was the milk jug caps popping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}