{"id":121,"date":"2005-08-03T17:33:53","date_gmt":"2005-08-03T21:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jason.doblej.org\/?p=121"},"modified":"2005-08-03T17:33:53","modified_gmt":"2005-08-03T21:33:53","slug":"the-postal-gnomes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=121","title":{"rendered":"The Postal Gnomes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I went to the post office to get my mail. I pull the mail out, and as I am closing my box, I here someone say &#8220;Hello?&#8221; I was not sure what to think at first, then I heard it again. I look inside my box, and there is a lady standing there. I was quite suprised to see a person on the other side. Standing on the one side and never seeing inside makes you wonder what is inside. I always thought it was maybe little gnomes putting my mail in the box, but now I know there are real people on the other side.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, Jessica puts skittles up her nose. She says its so she can smell them while eating them, but I am not sure what to think:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/jesscandy.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I went to the post office to get my mail. I pull the mail out, and as I am closing my box, I here someone say &#8220;Hello?&#8221; I was not sure what to think at first, then I heard it again. I look inside my box, and there is a lady standing there. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}