{"id":262,"date":"2006-10-09T07:42:27","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T11:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=262"},"modified":"2006-10-09T07:42:27","modified_gmt":"2006-10-09T11:42:27","slug":"little-green-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=262","title":{"rendered":"Little Green Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Jessica commented on the sky being green, and asked me if I was an alien. I said yes, and proceeded to make some soft of slurping noise. She jumped and screamed. I laughed and did it again several seconds later. She screamed again. It was quite funny. I could go do it now while she is still sleeping, but she&#8217;d probably slap me in the face.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I crave CiCi&#8217;s Pizza. I had a dream last night that I was at a restaurant, and they were selling a &#8220;table&#8221; (you know, trying to get a group to buy it for the night) that had all kinds of different pizza&#8217;s to try. Very similar to CiCi&#8217;s buffet table, but instead you sit at it. Well, Jessica won&#8217;t go with me, so is there any one that will? You know you want to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Jessica commented on the sky being green, and asked me if I was an alien. I said yes, and proceeded to make some soft of slurping noise. She jumped and screamed. I laughed and did it again several seconds later. She screamed again. It was quite funny. I could go do it now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}