{"id":313,"date":"2007-05-08T09:47:16","date_gmt":"2007-05-08T14:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=313"},"modified":"2007-05-08T09:47:16","modified_gmt":"2007-05-08T14:47:16","slug":"resistance-is-futile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=313","title":{"rendered":"Resistance is Futile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been assimilated. I now have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/187927087\">Myspace page<\/a>. Since everyone makes their profiles private, I can&#8217;t be nosy and find out everything about them. However, I should probably get to know them better without the use of Myspace, but I like to be secretive in my information collection. So do I get a coming out party? Will there be cake?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been assimilated. I now have a Myspace page. Since everyone makes their profiles private, I can&#8217;t be nosy and find out everything about them. However, I should probably get to know them better without the use of Myspace, but I like to be secretive in my information collection. So do I get a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}