{"id":327,"date":"2007-09-15T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T12:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=327"},"modified":"2007-09-15T07:38:42","modified_gmt":"2007-09-15T12:38:42","slug":"hi-im-an-idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Hi, I&#8217;m an idiot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, the shop foreman at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelholleychevrolet.com\/\">Michael Holly Chevy in Lakeland thinks I am an idiot<\/a>. I took my tire over there to have the check it out to tell me if it was road hazard, or a defective tire. The guy looked at it, pulled out a bunch of rubber shavings and said, &#8220;This is continue run low.&#8221; Apparently, I am such a big idiot that I must have been riding around with a flat tire for a long time. Funny how when the tire blew, I had been driving down I-4 at 70mph and the tire that blew was my front tire&#8230; and I didn&#8217;t notice the flat tire. Amazing. I&#8217;m such an idiot&#8230; driving for miles with a flat tire at 70mph. Anyway&#8230; the service department at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelholleychevrolet.com\/\">Michael Holley Chevy really sucks<\/a>. You might ask, &#8220;Why is he giving us a link to them then?&#8221; Notice that I encapsulated &#8220;really sucks&#8221; and &#8220;thinks I am an idiot&#8221; into the link. I did that for Google, so it would pick up those words together.<\/p>\n<p>On another note, I am going to a &#8220;Mexican Fiesta&#8221; tonight. Well, not really. Actually, the guy (one of my customers) is actually more of a redneck, and in no way Mexican, but he&#8217;s making a lot of Mexican food, including margaritas. I wish I had someone to bring with me. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, the shop foreman at the Michael Holly Chevy in Lakeland thinks I am an idiot. I took my tire over there to have the check it out to tell me if it was road hazard, or a defective tire. The guy looked at it, pulled out a bunch of rubber shavings and said, &#8220;This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}