{"id":346,"date":"2007-10-31T19:29:18","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T00:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=346"},"modified":"2007-10-31T20:09:06","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T01:09:06","slug":"boo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=346","title":{"rendered":"BOO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did I scare you?? Well, I may not have scared you, but I certainly scared the $^%# out of one of my customers tonight. I showed up at the back door, and I guess you can&#8217;t see out the door from the inside without the lights on, and I was just a dark figure at the back door. The black shirt didn&#8217;t help. I&#8217;ve never seen someone so scared before. I felt so bad. Well, I must go now and make dinner, and spend my Halloween watching Bionic Woman&#8230; mmm.. Michelle.. I mean, mmm, dinner&#8230; or do I?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> WHAT!?! BIONIC WOMAN ISN&#8217;T ON TONIGHT!?! Some magic show. Blah. I want to see Michelle Ryan!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did I scare you?? Well, I may not have scared you, but I certainly scared the $^%# out of one of my customers tonight. I showed up at the back door, and I guess you can&#8217;t see out the door from the inside without the lights on, and I was just a dark figure at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}