{"id":350,"date":"2007-11-11T21:45:53","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T02:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=350"},"modified":"2007-11-11T21:45:53","modified_gmt":"2007-11-12T02:45:53","slug":"hot-juicy-juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"Hot Juicy Juice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know what grinds my gears?&#8221; Juicy Juice. The stuff tastes great, don&#8217;t get me wrong. But why is it that every time I drink it, it just feels warm? I mean, it&#8217;s been in the fridge, it feels cold, but once it gets in my mouth, it&#8217;s no longer cold. Who else feels this way? I think we should protest at the Juicy Juice headquarters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You know what grinds my gears?&#8221; Juicy Juice. The stuff tastes great, don&#8217;t get me wrong. But why is it that every time I drink it, it just feels warm? I mean, it&#8217;s been in the fridge, it feels cold, but once it gets in my mouth, it&#8217;s no longer cold. Who else feels this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}