{"id":369,"date":"2007-12-10T14:18:47","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T19:18:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=369"},"modified":"2007-12-10T14:18:47","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T19:18:47","slug":"and-so-it-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"And So it Begins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the world is officially going down the crapper. There is an excellent movie, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0387808\/\">Idocracy<\/a>, that came out a little while ago. It barely hit the radar because Fox didn&#8217;t want to bother with it. In this movie, there is a drink called Brawndo. It&#8217;s like Gatorade, but with &#8220;electrolytes, it&#8217;s what plants crave!&#8221; If you haven&#8217;t seen the movie, call me immediately to set up a movie night, I own it. Anyway, I&#8217;ve always felt that the world will eventually become what is portrayed in this movie. Apparently, my feelings are becoming true during my lifetime. I present to you, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.guardian.co.uk\/film\/2007\/12\/for_editors_the_view_why_fox_w.html\">Brawndo, the energy drink<\/a>. Yes, kids, it&#8217;s real. There is even a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04\">commercial on YouTube<\/a>. It&#8217;s sad. I need to build my own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.virgingalactic.com\/\">Virgin Galactic<\/a> and high-tail it out of here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the world is officially going down the crapper. There is an excellent movie, Idocracy, that came out a little while ago. It barely hit the radar because Fox didn&#8217;t want to bother with it. In this movie, there is a drink called Brawndo. It&#8217;s like Gatorade, but with &#8220;electrolytes, it&#8217;s what plants crave!&#8221; If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}