{"id":370,"date":"2007-12-11T11:10:55","date_gmt":"2007-12-11T16:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=370"},"modified":"2007-12-11T11:29:57","modified_gmt":"2007-12-11T16:29:57","slug":"you-attack-villiage-you-must-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"You Attack Village, You Must Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So there I am, harmlessly walking over to my porch to say hello to Meiko who is on the other side of the screen. As I get close to her, BAM! A bee\/wasp\/insect like creature from the pits of hell\/whatever stings me. Right on my arm near the inside of my elbow. All because I was near their nest. But I&#8217;ll show them&#8230; chemical agent warfare&#8230; here I come.<\/p>\n<p><wpg2id>6316<\/wpg2id> <wpg2id>6318<\/wpg2id><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both\"><\/div>\n<p>P.S. The bite kinda looks like a nipple. Luckily, the pain only lasted a minute. Well, maybe not luckily, seeing as I appear to have an addiction to pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So there I am, harmlessly walking over to my porch to say hello to Meiko who is on the other side of the screen. As I get close to her, BAM! A bee\/wasp\/insect like creature from the pits of hell\/whatever stings me. Right on my arm near the inside of my elbow. All because I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}