{"id":371,"date":"2007-12-13T18:39:28","date_gmt":"2007-12-13T23:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=371"},"modified":"2007-12-13T18:39:28","modified_gmt":"2007-12-13T23:39:28","slug":"try-6-to-9-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"Try 6 to 9 Weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I got an email today, from the “IRS”:<\/p>\n

After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $109.30. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it.<\/p>\n

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.<\/p>\n

To access the form for your tax refund, please click here<\/p>\n

Regards,
\nInternal Revenue Service<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You know what stands out about this email (other than the obvious fact that the IRS does NOT email)?<\/p>\n

allow us 6-9 days in order to process it<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Since when does the IRS EVER process something in 6 to 9 days? They don’t do things in single digit days. It’s more like weeks.<\/p>\n

So of course, I went to the site, and they want my “credit card” to give me my money back. So I give them Billy Bob Joe’s credit card number. And his pin number, 1234.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I got an email today, from the “IRS”: After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $109.30. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it. A refund can be delayed for a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}