{"id":404,"date":"2008-02-13T08:26:09","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T13:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=404"},"modified":"2008-02-13T08:27:01","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T13:27:01","slug":"will-you-nap-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"Will you nap with me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I am out in Tampa this morning (for a customer that is becoming increasingly annoying). By the way, this waking up early stuff&#8230;. it&#8217;s for the birds. Anyway, driving down Fletcher in the residential area, there was a sign: &#8220;Think Before You Throw&#8221; with a picture of a hand throwing trash. I don&#8217;t know about you, but this sign does nothing for me. It doesn&#8217;t tell me to not throw. It only tells me to think about it before I actually do it. So go ahead and do it, just make sure that you thought about. For example, think about <em>how<\/em> or <em>where<\/em> you are going to throw your trash. It&#8217;s very important to think about these things. \/sarcasm (it&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/\">Slashdot<\/a> thing). I think a better sign would be: &#8220;Litterers Will Be Shot&#8221; with the picture of a hand being blown off. This would do something for me. It&#8217;s a much better punishment than forcing us to &#8220;think&#8221;&#8230; I mean, who would want to do that in this day and age?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I am out in Tampa this morning (for a customer that is becoming increasingly annoying). By the way, this waking up early stuff&#8230;. it&#8217;s for the birds. Anyway, driving down Fletcher in the residential area, there was a sign: &#8220;Think Before You Throw&#8221; with a picture of a hand throwing trash. I don&#8217;t know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}