{"id":438,"date":"2008-04-24T10:42:16","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T15:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grebfamily.us\/jasongreb.com\/?p=438"},"modified":"2008-04-24T10:42:16","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T15:42:16","slug":"yes-were-still-in-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=438","title":{"rendered":"Yes, We&#8217;re Still in Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I pulled up to a business today, and there was a sign, &#8220;Yes, We&#8217;re Open&#8221;. This made me think. This is not a good sign to put up. The parking lot was empty in front of this business. And putting this sign up is like saying, &#8220;Yes, even though we have no customers right now or any other time you seem to pull up, we are still open for business, and haven&#8217;t folded yet, so come on in.&#8221; Of course, I walk up to the door, pull, and it&#8217;s locked. They weren&#8217;t open. They were gone for the morning or something.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, my <abbr title=\"Concealed Weapons Permit\">CWP<\/abbr> has <em>NOT<\/em> come in the mail yet. I do not know why. Maybe the FBI found something with my fingerprints, and I am being tracked right now. They could just run up any second and grab me from *muffled*<\/p>\n<p>End Transmission<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I pulled up to a business today, and there was a sign, &#8220;Yes, We&#8217;re Open&#8221;. This made me think. This is not a good sign to put up. The parking lot was empty in front of this business. And putting this sign up is like saying, &#8220;Yes, even though we have no customers right [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}