{"id":89,"date":"2005-05-16T22:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T02:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jason.doblej.org\/?p=89"},"modified":"2005-05-16T22:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T02:13:00","slug":"keys-are-like-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Keys are like Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I currently have a total of 17 keys on my keychain. That is quite a few. There are also about 4 or 5 knicknacks on it. Its a lot to tote around. Today, I was at a Pix station, and my bill was $2.02. Naturally, I didn&#8217;t want to get $0.98 back, so I had to check for change, I pulled my keys out and set them out on the counter, and looked for change in my pockets. The girl at the register said &#8220;Wow. You have a lot of keys. Do you own your own business or something?&#8221; Somehow, because I have a lot of keys, that must mean I own a business. It was strange, but true! I almost walked out without my candy bar too, because she pulled it away from me to scan it, and I forgot to grab it as I walked out, but I went back to get it. Well, I must get going. I need to eat my supper, then get to bed, so I can get up at 4:30 in the morning to pick someone up at the airport. OH, and my wrists\/palms hurt. I need some of those carpal tunnel wrist straps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I currently have a total of 17 keys on my keychain. That is quite a few. There are also about 4 or 5 knicknacks on it. Its a lot to tote around. Today, I was at a Pix station, and my bill was $2.02. Naturally, I didn&#8217;t want to get $0.98 back, so I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}