{"id":99,"date":"2005-05-24T09:38:26","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T13:38:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jason.doblej.org\/?p=99"},"modified":"2005-05-24T09:38:26","modified_gmt":"2005-05-24T13:38:26","slug":"happy-happy-joy-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/?p=99","title":{"rendered":"Happy Happy Joy Joy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just stopped at Home Depot. I had to purchase some wall boxes. I forgot my ladder at home, so I was going to have to drive all the way back home to get it. I wasn&#8217;t &#8220;happy.&#8221; Well, as I get to the registers, I go to the self checkout so I don&#8217;t have to talk to a person. I am passing the barcodes over the scanner and look over at the cashier for the self checkout. I continue scanning. I skip the bagging, because I don&#8217;t need a bag. As I am walking out after grabbing my receipt, the cashier asks me, &#8220;Where&#8217;s your happy face?&#8221; I give her a mean look with an evil grin, and continue walking. I guess I left my happy face at home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just stopped at Home Depot. I had to purchase some wall boxes. I forgot my ladder at home, so I was going to have to drive all the way back home to get it. I wasn&#8217;t &#8220;happy.&#8221; Well, as I get to the registers, I go to the self checkout so I don&#8217;t have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.jasongreb.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}