Jessica leaves a razor in the shower. Well, when I am in the shower, I stand with my back to the water, and the razor is behind me on a little shelf. From time to time, it falls down and attempts to attack my feet. Well, this morning, the razor was on the other side of the shower. I saw the razor fall down on the other side, then bounce off the floor and over to my feet on the other side of the shower. In fact, behind my feet, where it always falls to when it is on the other side. I swear her razor is out to get me.