Well, the world is officially going down the crapper. There is an excellent movie, Idocracy, that came out a little while ago. It barely hit the radar because Fox didn’t want to bother with it. In this movie, there is a drink called Brawndo. It’s like Gatorade, but with “electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!” If you haven’t seen the movie, call me immediately to set up a movie night, I own it. Anyway, I’ve always felt that the world will eventually become what is portrayed in this movie. Apparently, my feelings are becoming true during my lifetime. I present to you, Brawndo, the energy drink. Yes, kids, it’s real. There is even a commercial on YouTube. It’s sad. I need to build my own Virgin Galactic and high-tail it out of here.