Well, as some of you know, Jessica and I are hosting a New Years Eve party. You are welcome to come. There will be food, drinks, liquor, some sort of games, a fire, and more liquor. My mother, the recent alcoholic, will be mixing drinks, then mixing drinks for herself. Matthew is supposed to be organizing the party, but I’ve seen hide nor hair of him. And Lowell is supposedly bringing lots of meat, and champagne. So, please bring yourself. Bring your own beer and/or food if you’d like, and have fun! Festivities start between 7:00 and 8:00.
I am the party organizer in name only, I did not agree to actually perform any duties that the position entails.