How does he do it?

Last night was a blast. I had to go out to the datacenter to put in a server. It’s in Orlando. So to make sure the night wasn’t a total bust, I hung out with (Robert) Sivili. I met a couple of his friends at his apartment, whom were … interesting. Looked like they would get high all the time and talked about comics for 20 minutes even though they claimed they didn’t like comics. They did not follow us to our next adventure, Independent Bar, or otherwise known as “I-Bar”, in Orlando. It looks like a little hole in the wall at first, but you walk into the back, and there is a small dance floor with lights and tables and screens. We got there a little early (they hadn’t even opened the dance floor yet). I got a “something with vodka in it” and we sat down and watched two people on the dance floor. One was a young woman getting very much into it by herself. Another was a goth older man (maybe late 30’s) also getting into it by himself. Then two young women got onto the dance floor. They were dancing together, and noticed the goth guy dancing all alone. They decided to dance with him. They were not goth themselves. So it was quite hilarious to watch him dance in between these two women. At about this time, I’ve had another “something with vodka in it”. I hadn’t eaten dinner, and was starting to get lightheaded. I didn’t want a remake of the date I had with Bethany a few months back by passing out, so we decided to find me some food. Luckily there was a Subway across the street that was closing in a few minutes. We went inside, I grabbed a sandwich, and went back to the club. By this time, our seats were gone, but we watched the dance floor from the sidelines. The goth man and the two women were still dancing. Except, they decided to take it a little further. For about the next two hours, they danced while groping each other, and kissing… in all three directions. Me and Sivili were in awe. How did this not so attractive man wearing makeup and all black get two somewhat attractive women to … grope? I mean, sure, they might have been a lesbian couple, but still?? Next time, Robert’s pulling out his goth gear. I do not know what happened to the new found .. trouple, but I am sure they had a wild night wherever their adventures took them.

Now, you may be wondering if I danced. Yes. Yes, I did. Horribly, but I did get out there. I did not dance with anyone though. Maybe another time, and with more vodka concoctions. I did however have my eye on one girl (and apparently so did Sivili). I nicknamed her the library chick. She was cute short skinny girl with the square/rectangle-ish rimmed glasses (those kind of glasses so do it for me) who looked like she would be more comfortable curled up in a chair with her face in a book. Unfortunately, her friend that she was dancing with (a larger shorter girl) was a wannabe lesbian and was all over her. Not that I would know how to approach a girl in a club anyway. They later left with their gay guy friend. It also blows my mind how there are so many good looking women with so many loser boyfriends. Sigh.

I also thought that it was quite funny how we walked by these religious people holding signs about parts of the Bible and such and trying to hand out fliers. We walked by them about 4 or 5 times trying to find the I-Bar (we were on completely the wrong side of the central street). We probably got there hopes up. Of course, they weren’t doing much good on that side of town. The clubs were on the other side, and so were the “sinners” they were targeting.

So all in all, even though I didn’t get home till 4am, I had a blast. Me and Sivili (Robert) may go to the Castle two weeks from now as he has never experienced The Senator, so if anyone is interested, let me know.

Jason

Father of four, amateur chicken farmer, tech enthusiast, primitive camper.

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